Thursday, October 17, 2013

Pot leaf t-shirt clears the air!

So why do we write blogs?  That is the question man has been searching for thousand's of years.  It started when two bored cavemen struck fire amber to cave wall while on vacation in France.  What else is there to do in France anyways?  They drew pictures of animals and pretty flowers they saw along the way because they didn't have iPhones just yet to record their adventures.  It was a wonderful lasting memory for other travelers to enjoy. Next we fast forward to the Egyptians.  It was so damn hot in the desert and the only good paying jobs by the Pharaohs were deep in the bowels of these neat new buildings called pyramids.  Since no one was around they smoked hemp and drew on the walls and made up their own language.  They told the Pharaohs it meant one thing but in actuality they were giving the finger to big government.  Okay let's move forward again.  The early years of "Modern Mankind" was a wild ride.  Lawyers came about so everything you did you had to document from that time on.  Whether it was writing a decree to start a Revolution or a newspaper article telling the King to stick it. Even the drunkest sot had something to complain about.  This was the advent in social terms of taking aim at "The Man" through social media.  Yeah I know it was only a newspaper but you have to start somewhere.  Now to modern times when everyone can have a voice in the matters at hand via the internet  Both educated or not.  I have also fallen victim to writing manifestos of how to solve the world's problems like every Monday morning Quarterback can only do.  Some day I know I will be recognized for my brilliance but in the meantime go to JiGGy.com and buy this t-shirt and always smoke weed before your write.